Before we delve into the list of the “rudest” animals out there, it is crucial to understand that calling wild animals mannered or rude may not be entirely appropriate. Wild animals are driven by their instincts, and what may seem rude to us is merely natural for them.
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However, there are a few creatures out there that engage in some unpleasant behaviours that may appear mean and rude to others. So, let’s take a closer look at some of the “rudest” animals out there, but keep in mind that their rudeness is subjective and stems from their instincts rather than any moral code.
The Top 10 Rudest Animals
Interacting with numerous vicious animals around the world can pose challenges for both humans and other creatures. In this discussion, we will highlight the top ten notorious culprits.
Dolphins
Scientific Name: Delphinidae
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Carnivore
Despite their adorable appearance and friendly demeanour, dolphins can actually be quite rude animals. Reports show that they have been known to intentionally attack and torment other sea creatures, such as porpoises, even when they pose no threat.
However, their negative behaviour doesn’t stop there. Male dolphins have been observed isolating female dolphins for hours on end to copulate with them, and they have even shown sexually aggressive behaviour towards humans.
In addition, dolphins have been known to kill not only the young of other species but also their own babies and the offspring of their peers. So while they may be beloved by many, it’s clear that dolphins have a bit of a darker side.
Sea Otters
Scientific Name: Enhydra lutris
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Carnivore
Sea otters may appear lovable and charming, but their true nature is far from sweet. These ill-mannered creatures engage in some of the most monstrous behaviours of all animals.
Male otters are known to commit forced copulation with leopard seal juveniles, often resulting in the death of the pups. It gets worse; otters also practice necrophilia, biting females on the face until they drown and then proceeding to mate with their motionless carcasses.
These creatures have no shame and even hold each other’s babies hostage for food. It’s no wonder they are considered some of the rudest creatures on Earth.
Seals
Scientific Name: Pinnipedia
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Carnivore
Seals are remarkable creatures with a range of abilities that make them fascinating to watch. They have an incredible level of coordination and can learn a variety of tricks, making them entertaining companions in captivity. However, things change drastically in the wild. In their natural habitat, seals don’t like interacting with other animals or humans and can be downright nasty.
They have been known to forcefully mate with other animal species, including otters, in what can only be described as a horrifying act. Leopard seals are particularly notorious for sexually abusing penguins for no apparent reason. It’s a side of the seal that is rarely seen, but it’s important to remember that they are wild animals and never to approach them in their natural habitat.
Ducks
Scientific Name: Anatidae
Type of Animal: Bird
Diet: Omnivore
Although domesticated, ducks can exhibit aggressive behaviour that some may perceive as discourteous or bothersome, particularly due to their incessant quacking and inability to keep quiet when excited. When feeling uneasy or threatened, they may bob and make loud noises.
However, their behaviour during the mating season is particularly troubling. Male ducks often form groups and forcefully mate with females, causing severe injuries or even death. Shockingly, forced copulation is prevalent in most duck species, accounting for approximately 40% of duck mating.
Despite their fondness for human company and threats, it’s best not to interfere with them during the mating season to avoid encountering their impolite tendencies.
Seagulls
Scientific Name: Larus
Type of Animal: Bird
Diet: Omnivore
It is evident that seagulls are impolite creatures, as there have been numerous incidents of them snatching food and personal belongings from beachgoers. These birds are known to have an insatiable appetite and would consume anything that moves, making it best to avoid carrying a bag of chips around them. It’s no wonder why they have earned the nickname “rats of the sky.”
Seagulls display their ill-mannered behaviour not just by being master thieves but also by fighting each other unscrupulously to secure a place at the centre of their colony. During these confrontations, they resort to defecating or vomiting on their adversaries, which involves bombarding them with an unsavoury-smelling orange liquid. Although seagulls are not a threat to humans or other animals and wouldn’t attack when they feel threatened, they are notorious for stealing food, even from your mouth!
Monkeys
Scientific Name: Cercopithecidae
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Omnivore
Monkeys have often misunderstood animals when it comes to their behaviour. Although they may come across as rude or disrespectful, this is not always intentional. Monkeys are playful animals and love to have fun, but once they reach sexual maturity, their behaviour can become more aggressive and even obnoxious.
It’s important to take precautions around these animals, as they may see humans as potential opponents.
Sadly, some monkey species are known to throw faeces at visitors, so it’s best to stay out of their way when they’re upset. On top of this, monkeys are notorious for stealing food and even expensive items. Despite their mischievous nature, these primates are intelligent and fascinating creatures that we can all learn from.
Crows
Scientific Name: Corvus
Type of Animal: Bird
Diet: Omnivore
Although cautious around humans, crows can exhibit impolite behaviour towards other birds or animals, often preying on nests and decimating populations of smaller, more vulnerable birds. Crows have also been known to be discourteous to humans, albeit indirectly.
They have a reputation for exploiting any available food sources, such as open trash cans, leaving behind a considerable mess. Additionally, in areas with high crow populations, it’s best to keep smaller tools out of sight as crows have been known to hoard them.
Some people find crows unpleasant due to their incessant noise. These birds gather in large groups and make a lot of noise while circling areas where food can be found. Being woken up at 5 am due to the crows’ incessant croaking can be quite vexing.
Llamas
Scientific Name: Lama glama
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Herbivore
Llamas, although amusing and unconventional-looking, are notorious for their discourteous behaviour towards zoo visitors if they are displeased. They are prone to spitting on both humans and their fellow llamas in such situations.
Furthermore, llamas are assertive and often rude to other creatures, particularly those who are weaker or smaller than them. Additionally, they can create stress for other animals just because they feel entitled to their surroundings.
Llamas are highly independent animals that should be given their space, whether they are in the wild or in captivity, to prevent aggressive behaviour.
Additionally, it’s worth noting that there’s a condition known as Berserk Llama Syndrome (BSL) that affects camelids such as llamas and alpacas raised by humans.
Cats
Scientific Name: Felis catus
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Carnivore
The temperament of cats can vary based on their breed and past experiences, although many jokes on the internet portray them as impolite and indifferent to human desires.
Cats can also exhibit rudeness towards other animals, as they value their alone time, especially during grooming and sleeping.
If a cat feels provoked, it may respond with hissing, scratching, or biting, but usually without causing serious harm.
If you are a cat owner, you likely understand their stubborn nature and may have experienced messes such as scattered toilet paper and hidden urine stains that may seem intentional.
Meerkats
Scientific Name: Suricata suricatta
Type of Animal: Mammal
Diet: Insectivore
Meerkats may be adorable, but their curiosity can lead to impolite behaviour towards humans and other animals. They have no qualms about encroaching on personal space, so be prepared to interact with them when they’re around. Moreover, meerkats tend to stare and vocalize their thoughts loudly, which can be annoying when they’re in groups.
Female meerkats are especially aggressive when pregnant, often going to extreme lengths to eliminate the offspring of other meerkats. They are known to be very successful in their attempts, and the stress of being expelled from the group can prevent pregnant females from giving birth in the future.
Final Words
It may seem like an odd concept, but there are actually many species in the animal kingdom that can be considered impolite. From dolphins to ducks, some creatures have a knack for behaving in a manner that is far from courteous. But is it really fair to label them as mean?
After all, these animals are simply following their instincts and doing what they know to survive. Whether you view them as rude or simply misunderstood, reading about these animals is sure to change your perspective on them forever.
Reference:
- https://petblog.org/rudest-animals/
- https://www.mineplex.com/threads/if-animals-could-talk-which-animal-would-be-the-nicest-rudest-why.39833/
- https://onekindplanet.org/top-10/misunderstood-animals/
Rahul M Suresh
Visiting the Zoo can be an exciting and educational experience for all involved. As a guide, I have the privilege of helping students and visitors alike to appreciate these animals in their natural habitat as well as introducing them to the various aspects of zoo life. I provide detailed information about the individual animals and their habitats, giving visitors an opportunity to understand each one more fully and appreciate them in a more intimate way.
